(via cindaay)
I wish we said “fancy” in America. As in, “I fancy you.” It’s such a more agreeable term than “I have a crush on you.” What’s a crush? Like, I AM A BOA CONSTRICTOR AND I AM GOING TO IMMOBILIZE YOU WITH MY MISPLACED AND OBSESSIVE AFFECTION. “I fancy you” is like, you’re so shiny and glittery and I just want to put you on a shelf and look at you for a while ‘cause you’re fancy.
(via thatbarisaxygirl)
1. it’s memorial day weekend
2. it’s a really nice day
3. it’s ridiculously hot out
i’m not gonna get out of work until like midnight….
(via riddlemetom)
(via leindiewolf)