when is science going to quit with the boring shit and start working on making lightsabers real
oh wow i’m just really happy right now.
ya know what would make it even better….
how to give a good handjob
- bop it
- pull it
- twist it
- harder
- better
- faster
- stronger
You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!Cha cha real smooth
slide to the left
slide to the right
criss cross
i can’t even tell how much i hope you’re right.
but see it’s completely believable.
not some farfetched dream.
it could easily be reality.
If you say “old sport” three times in front of your mirror Gatsby will appear and awkwardly hit on your wife
